R: All right, mom, I've called this meeting to discuss a very important issue.
But first, why are there no toys on my desk?
That's better. As I was saying, I'm distressed by the lack of pizza in my diet.
When can we remedy that?
Kate: Well, sweetie, you're too young for solid foods. All your food still comes from my breasts.
R: Did you just say "breast" in a corporate meeting?
K: I...
R: Oh, my gosh, I'm so embarrassed.
K: But that's where your food comes from. It's nutritious and healthy and nothing to be asham--
R: Boring!
Ooh, that over there is interesting.
K: That's just the wall. There isn't even a picture or anything.
R: Good talk, mom. Now if you'll excuse me,
I have very serious business matters to attend to with this monkey rattle.
And this bear.
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